George,

 GP> Never seen nor visited an Applebees, but we havwe our steakhouse
 GP> chains, too. . .I used to like the boneless beef riblets at Dem Bones
 GP> -- a half pound of sizzling well-seasoned beef bites!

  I've never been a fan of ribs. The closest I got was the McRib sandwich
from McDonald's. My late wife loved them, and my brother likes them,
though.

 GP> Diaper brands. . .

 GP> Huggies cuz you just want to hug the little babies
 GP> Pampers cuz you pamper them
 GP> & then there's the adult ones. . .
 GP> Whether you change them DEPENDS if you're in the will or not. . .

  Exactly. Or like the blonde who thought the notation "good up to 20
pounds" meant the amount of excrement in them before you changed them.

 GP> Q: What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your
 GP> grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Tighty Whities?
 GP> A: Well, Depends.

  There are both the name brands of those, and generic ones (ones by
a particular store chain). As long as they do their job, I don't
care.

 GP> Wife: Have you seen where I left my panties?
 GP> Husband (pointing): they are under there.

 GP> Wife: under where?

 GP> Husband: yes.

  Never mind "what's put on first??" 

 GP> William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
 GP> Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.

  I can see why. I used to think that word was pronounced "linger-ee". :P

Daryl

... "Women who miscalculate are called 'mothers'". -Abigail Van Buren
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