George,

 GP> Why would that be a cause for dread?

  Because they prefer music to cover up their mistakes.

 GP> I used to sing solo in church (so low nobody could hear me!)

  Tenor Solo. Ten Or Eleven Miles Away, and So Low That No One Hears You.  

 GP> She chuckled & said, "No worries, sonny. I'm too old to chew those big
 GP> nuts so I just suck the chocolate offa them."

  I'll never eat peanuts again.

 GP> Kelly Bundy exclaimed once, "Urethra! I have found it!"

 GP> Did you know when you are born, you have 4 kidneys?
 GP> When you grow up, two of them become adult knees.

  And, the arthritis makes them hurt like stones.

 GP> My teacher was teaching us about the Urinary System...
 GP> Just before he started he said :
 GP> "Urine for a treat!"

 GP> I replied with:
 GP> "You gotta be kidneying me!"

  I'll say.

Daryl

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