>  >   Was that Clinton's crappy relationship with Monica?? 

 >  GP> Ask the cigar. . .

 >   Never knew about that one. I can't stand the smell of cigarettes
 > or cigars...but I must admit, some pipes really have a nice smell
 > to them. However, I have no clue to start smoking or using tobacco...
 > let alone drinking alcoholic beverages.

I'm all done smoking; Smoked 18 years, & finally free, by grace of God, in
1993!

I drink about 5-10ml at a time, of quality bourbon (Maker's Mark)

 >  GP> Funny One-Liners

 >   With Multi-Mail allowing longer taglines, I can use these, even if a bit
 > of editing is needed.

I got pretty expert at rewording/editing good lines into old tagline length
(76char?) :) 

 > ... What is the sound of one hand clapping??

That's the only way I clap, but  use my thigh, too. . . (my left arm/hand is
paralyzed)

Q: What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

The vendor gave him  his hot dg, but no change.

ZB: I gave you a $20 bill, here's my change?
"Change," replied the Vendor, "must come from within."

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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