> -=> George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

 >  GP> Unsweetened white grapefruit juice was always my goto treat for a
 >  GP> drink.

 > If you drink alcohol, you'll appreciate a Salty Dog. Vodka and grapefruit
 > juice, salted rim, wedge of grapefruit as a garnish. There was a bar I 
used 
 > to go to in Oakland, CA called Cafe Van Kleef that would squeeze a half a
 > grapefruit into your glass when they made it. Doesn't get any fresher than
 > that.

I prefer a Greyhound (whiskey & grapefruit juice); I make them myself.

The other fruit drink I like is vodka with an 8:1 ratio of vodka:pure lime
juice (Nuclear Gimlet, my invention/name)

I invented a drink of 4oz of whiskey over ice, then toss in a shot of
Bailey's.  A sysop buddy named it "Coming Through the Rye"

 > I just read a story about the Germans building fake wooden airfields 
during 
 > WW II to draw off the Allied bombers. They made wooden vehicles, 
airplanes,
 > hangars, and plowed a fake airfield.

 > The British waited until they were complete and dropped a wooden bomb on 
it.

I wooden have used your real name posting this! ;)

I heard the Got Milk ad company is doing one for condoms, using a well-
endowed squirrel saying to his mate: "Got wood?"

Person 1: "Can I axe you a question?"

Person 2: "I wood stay longer, but I have to leaf now"

Person 3: "birch please!"

I need more. . .

43 totem poles in BC Canada suddenly came to life -- they lived a happy 500
years romping in the rainforests & along the shore of the mighty Pacific. . .

One day one of them was hit by lightning & GONE!
The other two decided to hold a funeral. . .

Mourning wood.

Q: What do you call a podium that eats wood?
A: Hannibal Lecturn.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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