George,

 >   Was that Clinton's crappy relationship with Monica?? 

 GP> Ask the cigar. . .

  Never knew about that one. I can't stand the smell of cigarettes
or cigars...but I must admit, some pipes really have a nice smell
to them. However, I have no clue to start smoking or using tobacco...
let alone drinking alcoholic beverages.

  Arturuo Toscanini (sp?), who yelled "Assassins!!" to his orchestra
during a rehearsal...noted that "Years ago, I kissed my first woman,
and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Ever since then, I've
had no desire to do tobacco".

 GP> Office or Orifice Hours 9-5?

  They should be 24/7, as nature calls at the most opportune time.

 GP> I have Fat Fingers Syndrome, too, using on-screen keyboasrds on phones
 GP> -- keyboards designed for Chinese teen girl thumbs. . .

  That's for sure.

 GP> I think I started one of those with my 4.5Mb (zipped) tagline file when
 GP> I needed t clear space on my 30Mb C: on my old DOS 386 I used for
 GP> BBSing & Fido QWK packs from a dozen plus boards. . .

  I modified mine, which has several newspaper headlines...such as
"Man shoots neighbor with machete". :P

 GP> Funny One-Liners

  With Multi-Mail allowing longer taglines, I can use these, even if a bit
of editing is needed.

Daryl

... What is the sound of one hand clapping??
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