>  GP> 4. NAME A FAMOUS OR FICTIONAL WILLY.
 >  GP> "Willy the Pooh."

 >   Was that Clinton's crappy relationship with Monica?? 

Ask the cigar. . .

 >  GP> 5. NAME SOMETHING YOU OPEN OTHER THAN A DOOR.
 >  GP> "Bowels."

 >   More like the orifice is opened. :P

Office or Orifice Hours 9-5?

 >  GP> 16. NAME SOMETHING THAT COMES IN 7S.
 >  GP> "Fingers."

 >   Sounds like a genetic mutation to me. I have "fat fingers" when typing
 > at the computer. But, without fat fingers, how do you pick up the food,
 > and the silverware??

I have Fat Fingers Syndrome, too, using on-screen keyboasrds on phones --
keyboards designed for Chinese teen girl thumbs. . .

 
 >   I have several quotes and newspaper headlines in my taglines collection.
 > And, as I noted in another message, here are 2 websites you might like:

 > 1) https://www.taglinesgalore.com/index.html
 > 2) https://www.punsgalore.com

 >   Unfortunately, there isn't a zip file to download, but there's a ton
 > of entries in both.

I think I started one of those with my 4.5Mb (zipped) tagline file when I
needed t clear space on my 30Mb C: on my old DOS 386 I used for BBSing & Fido
QWK packs from a dozen plus boards. . .

Okay, maybe you can convert some of these to taglines for your current
collection?

ENTERTAINMENT
101 Funny One-Liners That Are Certain to Lift Your Spirits 
FEBRUARY 4, 2021 – 6:33 PM  – 0 COMMENTS
Maryn Liles
By MARYN LILES 
Funny One Liners
 Funny One Liners (iStock)
Nothing gets a good laugh better than a well-placed one-liner—and we could 
all use a little laughter during trying times. Enter these funny one-liners.
These clever jokes will lift your spirits, brighten your mood and get you
giggling in no time.

From witty one-liners that require some humor to good one-liners to share 
with kids, these hilarious jokes will make any conversation more lively. So
whether you enjoy texting funny one-liners to your best friend or can’t wait
to test these out in public, here are the 101 best one-liners.

Funny One-Liners
1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot
down. 

2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

3. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then 
it hit me.

6. I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is 
wrong on so many levels.

7. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car.

8. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

9. Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

10. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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