George,

 GP> No thanks on the snw or cold. . . I'm in t he tropical partof Canada
 GP> (relatively speaking)

  I prefer the cold weather...as it means no heat illness, no insects,
and no tornadoes.

 GP> I typically get less snow each winter than Florida does! & I'm in
 GP> Canada!

  Normally, in Arkansas, we get more ice storms than snow...but this last
February, two back to back snowstorms dumped nearly 2 feet of snow total
in Little Rock.

 GP> I'm sad, as it'll be yerars before my grapefruits (white grapefruits)
 GP> are back on the market again, with the juice made thereof. . . I miss
 GP> them. . .

  I never acquired a taste for grapefruit.

 GP> Q: What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3
 GP> lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?
 GP> A: extremely large hands

  If you have a bee in one hand, and a bee in the other hand?? 

  Beauty. For Beauty is in the eyes of the bee holder.

 GP> I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
 GP> He said he got an "eh".

  The preacher and his wife noted that they went to an overseas 
country, when they visited Canada...then they added they visited
places that no longer exist. They're probably the same ones who
wanted a beachfront hotel in Orlando...when told Orlando was not
on the coast, they were told "But, I looked at the map, and Florida
is a very thin state". 

 GP> Q: Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?
 GP> A: Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

  Maybe they should triangles for a hypoteneus (sp?).

 GP> Q: What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
 GP> A: Triple Eh

  Is that Huh in Triplicate??

Daryl

... Got my tie caught in the fax... Suddenly I was in L.A.
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