Major News Flesh! Curesy of the "Is it Too Hot Yet?" free press.

Speeding off to work while chatting on her cell phone, Berth B. Buxom of
Braindead, AZ suddenly found out her Coffee was Too Hot! when swerving
to avoid collision with a coyote crossing the road- the space between
her 40D coffee cup holders and the holders themselves sustained 2nd
degree burns.

After being treated at the hospital she worked as an ER nurse, Mz.
Buxom was quoted as screaming, "I didn't know it was hot!"

A major lawsuit is pending against the major fast food chain from which
she had been purchasing coffee daily for about five and ahalf years. The
major fast food chain represenative was not available for comment.

Bets are zooming high for a fast win for the dear lady who had
served her community so lovingly for so many years. Sure it was dumb,
Macolm Exhubble quipped to reporeters about the odd way Mz. Buxom chose
to hold her coffee- "But them big food chain monsters make coffee too
hot and they oughta pay!"

Cindy
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 * SLMR 2.1a * Is it too hot yet?