> Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
 > menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12
 > Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
 >  
 > "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the
 > teenager at the counter. 
 >  
 > "You don't?" I replied. 
 >  
 > "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. 
 >  
 > "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can
 > order six?" 
 >  
 > "That's right." 
 >  
 > So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. 

[ other tales of everyday inDUHviduals snipped]


Then there was the guy who ordered a "medium coffee" at a McDonalds (we
presume)

"We don't have medium, sir," replied the frazzled teen.

"You don't?"

"No, sir we only have Small, Regular, & Large, as per these 3 cups on display
for your convenience, sir."

"Oh, nevceremind, just give me that middle-sized one there, please."

Another person ordered a burger with "minimal lettuce"

The tee asked imi to wait a sec, ran into the kitchen, then came out to say,
"Sorry, sir, the chef(WHAAAT?) says we only have iceburg.  Is that okay?"

"Sure, but not too much of it, please."

They walk among us and they VOTE!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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