> > A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the
 > > crowds on Lough Street in Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he
 > > coughed and hiccoughed.

 > That was a very telling poem, as is this prose above.  I am not familiar
 > with the would lough.  Is that pronounced like 'low' or the -ow in "now"?

I've been pronuncing it lock, like Loughheed of Lockheed-Martin & Loch Ness. 
( a gutteral "ch/gh")

Q: How do you comfort a grammar nazi? 
A: Pat them on the back while cooing, "There, Their, They're"

Q: How do you spell mousetrap? 
A: C-A-T.

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? 
A: A teapot.

Q: A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it? 
A: Misspelled

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? 
A: Short

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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