> Diary Of A Snow Lover

 > December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
 > the wife and I sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes
 > drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic,
 > we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
[...]
 > December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

 > January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep
 > giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

No thanks on the snw or cold. . . I'm in t he tropical partof Canada
(relatively speaking)

I typically get less snow each winter than Florida does! & I'm in Canada!

I'm sad, as it'll be yerars before my grapefruits (white grapefruits) are 
back on the market again, with the juice made thereof. . . I miss them. . .

Now there's only the pink(too sweet)

Q: What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons 
and a grapefruit in the other hand?
A: extremely large hands

I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
He said he got an "eh".

Q: Why was the US mad at Canada for remaining part of the commonwealth?
A: Because being stuck with the land of the Angles is obtuse

Q: What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
A: Triple Eh

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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