George,

 GP> There really wasn't much morethan innocent kissing scenes. . .
 GP> in my recollection.

  There were some nude shots in there, but it may have been of the "younger
kids".

 >   Or "The preacher and his wife said that on their vacation, they saw
 > places that no longer exist". 

 GP> Good trick!

  You can't find that stuff on a map, either. 

 >   Especially if everyone is farting in an enclosed space.

 GP> The Earth IS an enclosed space!

  Members of The Flat Earth Society have chapters all over the globe. 

 >   Or like the guy at the newspaper, who edited and prepared the death
 > notices. He had his son there to help him one day, and he became known
 > as a "son of obituary editor". 

 GP> I use the term "bunnuvasitch" to confuse people, & identify any prigs
 GP> in the vicinity.

  I've used that one myself.

 GP> My dad used to always say "DAMN" when my sister and I were little (he
 GP> still does).
 GP> We used to always say "Daddy stop saying that! It's a bad word."
 GP> He would always reply "It's not a bad word, that's what beavers build!"
 GP> Now I say damn all the time.

  And, there are 2 identical passages in the Old Testament, where The Lord
said He would destroy this group of people...not only for their sin, but
apparently they were very banal. As the King James Version notes "Even them
that pisseth against a wall". The daughter of the pastor who married my late
wife and I lameneted that "she got in trouble for saying 'pisseth'" -- she
thought if it was in the Bible, she'd be OK. 

 GP> I married my wife for her looks
 GP> Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

  The old stink eye.

 GP> *Black gets hit by the Killing Curse*
 GP> Black: Harry, I’m dead.
 GP> Harry: Are you serious?
 GP> Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.

  Just don't call him Shirley.

 GP> A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.
 GP> The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man
 GP> asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a
 GP> hex a gon."

  There is a deal with square dancing, called hexagonal squares. Instead of
having 4 couples (one in each compass point, as it were), the "sides" have
the regular 2 couples, but the "heads" (facing the front or back of the hall)
have 4 couples. You can really do some interesting stuff with that, but you
have to really know your moves and definitions.

 GP> All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
 GP> Too much cursing.

  Remember the big stink over 80 years ago, with Clark Gable and the Motion
Picture Association Of America with "Gone With The Wind"?? There was a huge
fight, as the censors would not let him say the reply "Frankly, my dear...
I don't give a damn". They finally relented...but that is so commonplace
nowadays. 

  And going back to humor with Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, George Burns, 
Red Skelton, etc. -- they all proved "you don't have to be dirty to be 
funny". Two ventriloquists today...Todd Oliver and Darci Lynn Farmer...
have purely G-rated shows...and they sell out quick. I've seen Todd in
person, but not Darci (I've seen her stuff on YouTube). 

  I understand that after Darci won America's Got Talent, she invited
runner-up Angelica Hale (2 1/2 years younger than Darci) and her family
to join them in Las Vegas for the shows. To me, that spoke volumes, and
was very noble of her...and I understand that the girls, and their parents,
are all great friends. Both Darci and Angelica can sing...wow!! No wonder
they both got "the golden buzzer" on America's Got Talent".

 GP> Q: What do you call a cursed dumbbell?
 GP> A: Hexercise equipment

  Was Dewey cursed when he tried to work with computers, because he went
hexadecimal??

 GP> Q: What do programmers say wehen they find a bug?
 GP> A: Oh shift!

  There was one of those on a sign for an area McDonald's:

"Now Hiring Smiling Faces For Afternoon Shifts" 

  But the sign LEFT OUT the F in the last word...I'll let you figure 
it out. 

 GP> But there was no punch line.

  There used to be a ham radio operator who always said "I'll Drink To
That!!" (he passed away a few years ago). They started an early morning
"net" called "The I'll Drink To That Net". What was funny, is that while
ham radio is a male dominated hobby, the women "clean the men's clocks"
when it comes to making contacts. But on this "net", you'd have a bunch
of males on there (known as OM's or "old men")...yet, when a female (a
YL (young lady or girlfriend) or XYL (ex-young lady (wife)), showed up,
it was like you flipped a light switch!! The tone of the entire net
changed, and each of the OM's had to greet the lady, and give their
callsign. :)

  There is a ham radio club in Knoxville, Tennessee, with the callsign
W4BBB. This one year for Field Day Weekend (the last full weekend of
June...it just happened a few days ago), this female (not sure if she
was single or married (or as noted above, a YL or an XYL)...but, she
had a sexy sultry voice, like a professional hooker.  She said the
callsign stood for "Women For Big, Blonde, and Beautiful". Basically,
it was "Game Over" on making contacts.  The men were tripping over
their tongues (and probably a few other things ) to "work" this
station (the term hams use when they make a contact with another ham
radio station...but this "work" is "fun").

Daryl, WX4QZ

... H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
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