> My boss, on Friday: .This is the fifth day in a row that you.ve been late..
> Me: .Well, I can promise it won.t happen tomorrow..

Indeed!

> First Day as a Bartender
> Customer: I.ll have a martini, dry.

> Me, staring at all the liquid ingredients: I don.t know how to tell you
> this...

That one always used to throw me, too.  How can a liquid be "dry"?  :D

Mike


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