On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:56:39 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T" wrote:
>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:26:43 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:15:43 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T" wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:01:24 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:21:23 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>>>>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:04:08 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 00:41:17 -0600, pus bonum et laudabile
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 10:28:56 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:15:02 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:26:27 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> >> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:02:57 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 01:28:54 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 03 Mar 2001 20:28:52 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> In , in alt.hackers.malicious, The
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slap Catcher typed:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> [...]
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dat so? You run backwards faster than you fo forwards, Spankee.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yes, and you merely suck ass.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You'd be the better judge about ass-sucking, Spankson. I'm frankly
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> completely unfamiliar with what good and bad ass-sucking would be. How
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> much training do you have in ass-sucking? Is this something you learned
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "in school"? Are you an Apprentice Ass-sucker, A Journeyman Ass-sucker,
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> or a Professional Ass-sucker? Enquiring minds want to know. Ya know?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hey, why did you lie about administering 160 boxes, Jason?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Erm, because I didn't, dipshit.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ha ha ha ha ha.... World Land Speed Backpedal Record!
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Christ, spog. Your're the only one who lied about what he did for a
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >living.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I currently administer something on the order of 160 nodes. At school.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spankson , I have *never* made a Usenet post that stated what I do for a
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> living. That's why you can't find such a post, you rectally fixated
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> little ex-con.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >So what do you do for a living, since you're not cut out to be a cop,
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but rather, like to pretend to be a cop?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You tell me. You think you have good sources, you tell me. You've made
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> dozens of silly posts claiming all sorts of bullshit, so now it's time to
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> show us your stuff, Mr. I Administer 160 Nodes.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >Gettin' a little pissy, eh?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Fellin the spray, eh? Maybe if you weren't always eaing your own shit
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> people wouldn't mistake you for the urninal.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >How do you put people in jail, spooge?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Well in your case I guess they could disguise the prison as a gay bath
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> house.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Wow. You suck worse than I thought.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Says the fuckwitted spankard who stupidly says I suck without any
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> explanation as to why that might be. Really Stupid, couldn't you have
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> come up with something a bit more original than a "you suck for
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> kicking my ass and that's why I'm going to run away and hide" lame?
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> `, )
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> >It's sort of like, you really suck bad, and everyone knows it.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> Hey you're the whore around here Quef, not me. Personally though yer
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> partially right, I'm so bad at sucking that I just don't do it. What
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> can I say, when it comes to sucking like you, I just can't keep up.
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> `, )
>>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >> >I suppose the plan is to bore me to tears.
>>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >> What plan? I don't recall anyone mentioning any plans to do anything
>>>>>>>> >> >> with this evening entertainment package...hmmm...I'll have to look
>>>>>>>> >> >> into this. Perhaps you've been canceled for someone else, I'll check
>>>>>>>> >> >> and see. `, )
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> >Riiiiight.....
>>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>>> >> >A very unplausible denial.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> You know seeing as how I'm merely reflecting your own attempts at
>>>>>>>> >> flaming, whenever you accuse me of being boring...you're actually
>>>>>>>> >> accusing yourself of being boring. Post higher quality messages, get
>>>>>>>> >> higher quality responses, that's the way it works Quef. `, )
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >Fuck that. You will continue to eat my shit, and like it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And you will continue to fantasize yer shit is being eaten by me, too
>>>>>>>> bad yer too fuckin stupid to realize I'm just flushing it, all the
>>>>>>>> while laughing at your inability to produce anything even worth
>>>>>>>> noticing. `, )
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yes. Continue not to notice me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Trust me it's not that hard. I don't even really know who you are,
>>>>>>except that a few people have mentioned the name Jason. All in all
>>>>>>though I won't even remember your nameless face in a few months,
>>>>>>you're simply the entertainment package. `, )
>>>>
>>>>>Since you never actually saw his face to begin with, there isn't much
>>>>>to remember, eh?
>>>>
>>>>Stupid spankards all look the same, so actually I have seen his face.
>>>>
>>>>>Playing it safe, making statements you know you can
>>>>>back up? Smart move, tough guy. OR PERHAPS YOU MEANT 'FACELESS NAME'?
>>>>
>>>>My, my, look at you get all upset. Perhaps if you calmed down and
>>>>spent more time defending yourself from me rather than defending other
>>>>people from me you wouldn't be so high strung. `, )
>>
>>>What's there to defend against?
>>The large mirror I'm holding up in front of me.
>Ok, my turn.
>
>"I'm rubber, you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you"
>
>Quality. Pure quality.
It's nice to see you take turns with yourself, very cute.
>>>I haven't noticed anything.
>>You don't notice a lot of things, huh? Perhaps it's because you have
>>some sort of learning disability.
>You seem to be going back on your claim of 'not flaming'. ;-]
Why are you writhing in flames?
>Perhaps you're just a lying sack of goat semen?
Cause as we all know sacks of goat semen are notorious for lying.
>>>Besides, I
>>>assumed you weren't flaming me, as you've struggled so desperately to
>>>make clear.
>>Okay have it your way, I am flaming you, hell I won't argue.
>Which, by your logic, makes me a flamer?
Okay, but only if I'm not lying. `, )
>Your ivory tower is crumbling
>into low quality cocaine, and suffering at the hands of my superior
>tornado-based weaponry.
Well that's okay, you can snort all the cocaine if you like, I'm not
really one for addictive drugs to escape the pain of reality like you.
>>>So, what exactly are you doing?
>>Fucking around with yer head comes to mind.
>You'll have to try a bit harder than that.
Why are you not convinced? Perhaps that's the point, don't you think?
>Actually, you'll have to
>try a lot harder than that.
Nah, I think if you actually believed me our fun would end quite
abruptly and that's about the last thing I want.
>You see, you are words on a screen.
Actually I'm a real person, but don't let that stop you from seeing me
as the only thing you're actually capable of attacking.
>Nothing less, nothing more. Well, perhaps less. Anyway, if you think
>electronically transmitting your wonderful little kiddie flames onto
>usenet where i can read them is going to offend me or piss me off, you
>really need to consider rethinking your strategy.
Flaming YOU has nothing to do with it. In fact YOU altogether have
nothing to do with it. It's all about warfare. You see kitten, to
me, you're nothing but a trigger. Take a good look at the froup line
and then try and figure it the fuck out. `, )
>>> It seems to me you're
>>>doing the usenet equivalent of smashing your face repeatedly into
>>>someone's fist until you bleed, then claiming a "successful attack".
>>So that's how you see yourself in my mirror, huh? Interesting. `, )
>I was expecting something a little more creative. I guess I expected
>too much from you. Shame, that.
Well people only get what they deserve you know.
-Mad Hatter
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