> George,

 >  GP> I saw her swimming nude, in the premier of Blue Lagoon, in Graumann's
 >  GP> Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard in 1980, at all of 13 years 
old!

 >   From what I understand, she did little more than kiss...as more intimate
 > scenes were shot with a double.

There really wasn't much morethan innocent kissing scenes. . .
in my recollection.

 >   Or "The preacher and his wife said that on their vacation, they saw
 > places that no longer exist". 

Good trick!

 >  > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

 >  > --Lee Iacocca

 >  GP> All of it, please!

 >   Especially if everyone is farting in an enclosed space.

The Earth IS an enclosed space!

 >   Or like the guy at the newspaper, who edited and prepared the death
 > notices. He had his son there to help him one day, and he became known
 > as a "son of obituary editor". 

I use the term "bunnuvasitch" to confuse people, & identify any prigs in the
vicinity.

My dad used to always say "DAMN" when my sister and I were little (he still
does).
We used to always say "Daddy stop saying that! It's a bad word."
He would always reply "It's not a bad word, that's what beavers build!"
Now I say damn all the time.

Q: What do you call an Australian curse?
A: Digerie hoodoo.

I married my wife for her looks
Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

*Black gets hit by the Killing Curse*
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.

A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.
The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how
it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."

All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
Too much cursing.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse
Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and
said:
Hello Hairy.

Q: What do you call a cursed dumbbell?
A: Hexercise equipment

Q: What do programmers say wehen they find a bug?
A: Oh shift!

A man was cursed to have lines everywhere
He went to the border of his city but there was a border line, he went to the
coast but there was a coast line, he once asked a girl on a date but there 
was a date line. They go out on a date and go to a club named “head” but 
there was a “head” line, after dancing with his date she says she is thirsty,
so being a good date he goes to get a her some punch

But there was no punch line.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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