George,

 GP> I saw her swimming nude, in the premier of Blue Lagoon, in Graumann's
 GP> Chinese Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard in 1980, at all of 13 years old!

  From what I understand, she did little more than kiss...as more intimate
scenes were shot with a double.

 GP> & he's theleader of the save the Earth movements, eh? Bah! Mr. "The
 GP> ocean is rising; all coastal arteas will be flooded" & his multimillion
 GP> dollar beachfront mansion producing 100X the greenhouse emissions than
 GP> his neighbours.

  These are the ones so note "The Flat Earth Society has members all
around the globe". :P

 GP> hmm. . . I'm not even American & I see the error in this . . .

  Or "The preacher and his wife said that on their vacation, they saw
places that no longer exist". 

 > "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"

 > --Lee Iacocca

 GP> All of it, please!

  Especially if everyone is farting in an enclosed space.

 > "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we
 > received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
 > reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

 > --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

 GP> I see a problem here.

  What was your first clue??

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 > "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

 > --Keppel Enderbery

 GP> Seriously?!

  Or "The preacher said the only overseas country he has visited
was Canada".

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 GP> Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium
 GP> intake. I took what he said with a grain of salt.

  I guess he thought you'd be sluggish otherwise.

 GP> My friend and I were playing golf. He hit the flagpole on the shot and
 GP> said “that gave me a heart attack!”
 GP> I told him “actually that was a stroke”

  College Swim Team Bumper Sticker: Breast Strokers Have More Fun.

 GP> A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his
 GP> small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack
 GP> and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
 GP> The poor man dyed a loan.

  Or like the guy at the newspaper, who edited and prepared the death
notices. He had his son there to help him one day, and he became known
as a "son of obituary editor". 

Daryl

... My dolphin puns are terrible on porpoise.
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