Jeff, at 08:31 on Thu, May 04 1995, you wrote to Bill Grimsley ...

JG>> Have you never woken up on a Saturday morning thinking, "Who the 
JG>> fuck is she?", 

BG> In my misspent youth, frequently.  I've also noticed that they look nowhere 
BG> near as nice as they did the night before.  More than frequently.

JG> That's true. We (my friends and I) used to work on a simple principle. As 
JG> everything used to shut at 3am, no female was ugly after 2am. 

You'd should frequent the 24-hour clubs then, as I can categorically assure
you that there are indeed some women who are ugly no matter what time it
is.

JG>> and then driven home still half pissed?

BG> That's easy!  The hard part is controlling the vehicle while you're minus 
BG> the arm you had to chew off so as not to wake her before you left.

JG> Yes :-)

In that case then, you should be eternally grateful that you never fell
asleep with your dick still inside her.  Or did you?  |-)

Regards, Bill
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