George,

 >   I hope you meant "stay seated".

 GP> Kinda yeah. . .

  I hate fat finger syndrome...but without fat fingers, how do you
pick up the food and the silverware??

 GP> People do take their lunch into the toilet,. to have privacy while they
 GP> eat & play Candy Crush or check Facebook. .

  I'd be afraid of dropping the phone into the toilet. I admit I take
mine in the bathroom at home, but it sits on the chair next to me.

  I keep deleting Candy Crush and other stuff off the computer, but
Windows keeps putting it back on. Speaking of which, the Lenovo
laptop will be able to upgrade to Windows 11, but the BBS computer
apparently will not...as it's CPU is too slow. The thing is, even
if the CPU was faster, if they aren't going to make a 32-bit version
of Windows 11, the BBS will stay with Windows 10.

 GP> One guy was asked why he tattooed "LITTLE" on his member.  He said,
 GP> "Just wait a minute -- it spells "I'm from Little Rock, Arkansas,
 GP> United States of America"

  It wasn't me.  Remember, if you mix Viagra with Bounty, you have
"The Quicker Pecker Upper". 

 GP> I like both - but it hasd t be intelligent, not JUST relying on shock
 GP> value

  Just ask Howard Stern.

 GP> I'm no afraid of words -- they indicate what's going on behind the
 GP> mouth sdaying them. . .

  To me, profanity is the attempt of a feeble mind to express itself
forcibly...especially if it's constant in their speech. Once in a
blue moon, I can deal with it.

 GP> If God gave all of us free will, who are we to try to override it?

  You'd be surprised how many try to, anyway. Man wants to be "his own
god".

 GP> I have every one of Dunham's shows; not sure I recall anything
 GP> 'raunchy'

  I've heard him use the F word on occasion. The 2 I recall are:

1) When Achmed meets his son.
2) When Peanut calls the "Taste Of China" restaurant for food.

 > ... What you think of me is none of my business.

 GP> People have no clue on how to "mind your own business" any more. . .

  There was a song "Why Don't You Mind Your Own Business, So You Won't
Be Minding Mine??".

 GP> You hear the gossip about butter?
 GP> Actually I’m not gonna spread it

  Did you talk to Marge Erin about that??

 GP> Q: What do they call gossip you hear in bathrooms?
 GP> A: Restrumors.

  That's the scuttlebutt on the new toilets.

 GP> I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada
 GP> I don't think it's Trudeau

  I guess it petered out, then??

Daryl

... "I never forget a face. In your case, I'll make an exception". -Groucho
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