Mark Yoder was chewing the fat with Virginia Blalock about 
 Opening Day! on 15 Apr 97  18:03:
 VB>  Hey, Cubbies fans are gonna have a LONG year if they don't get over
 VB>  the Mendoza line in team batting average.. 17 errors in the first two
 VB>  weeks? Yikes. Hope the Cubbies do better!
 MY> Mendoza line?  Hell, they'll be good if they can hit the century mark.
 MY> They've already been shut out a couple times, had a one-hitter tossed
 MY> at them, and can't catch a ball with a bushel basket. 
 MY> 8-(
 Hey, perk up....they have won a few games! :)
 The defense is a little surprising, though. I thought it would be
 better.
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