"TIM RICHARDSON -> JEFF BINKLEY"  wrote in
news:14481$POL_DISORDER{at}JamNNTPd:

 AS>>> What? Shit, you morons use sources that are far less credible,
 AS>>> like the Sludge Misreport, WingNutDaily and Fox (har har)
 TR> "news."


 SH>>> SV:  This idiot is almost 50 years old.



 TR>> And worked on A-10 Warthogs, (then new) Sidewinder missiles, loaded
 TR>> the ammunition store for the front gun of an A-10 *by hand*, played
 TR>> cribbage with a general who couldn't find any other cribbage
 TR> players TR>on the whole of Lackland Air Base, and was able to condense
 TR> this TR>highly productive military career into a grand total of 65
 TR> days TR>in-service!


 TR>> What do you want to bet his original discharge read:


 TR>> REASON FOR SEPERATION:


 TR>> For the Good of the Air Force!


 JB>> It certainly improved their image.


 TR> The Air Force breathed a sigh of relief when he boarded the bus for
 TR> home...wanna bet?


 TR> And *home* wasn't there! What do you bet his parents didn't allow him
 TR> to come back living with them? An educated guess says, once he was out
 TR> of the house, his room was turned into a sewing room, or a Study, and
 TR> he wasn't allowed to come back!


 TR> I can see it now......(Otto) `Uh....Mom? Dad? ....Uh....I broke my
 TR> ankle, I'm tired of all the shit I have to put up with.....officers
 TR> are coming in, working a few hours and taking the rest of the day
 TR> off.....they got me playing cribbage with a general 'cause he bores
 TR> the shit out of everybody. I've taught them all I can about A-10
 TR> Warthogs and (Then new) Sidewinder missiles,so I took my discharge and
 TR> I'm coming home!'



 TR> (Mom and Dad) ....`Er...um..Geez....thats a real shame, son! We rented
 TR> your room to an Eskimo who flies in on weekends, and the rest of the
 TR> time its used for an alternative intensive care unit.....so naturally
 TR> we can't have you coming back here! Try Section 8 Housing, or Welfare.
 TR> Wait....here's an idea; you still fakin' those headaches?'

You have any clue as to how "Johnny-One-Note" you are?

Face it. You're even more boring than Al Gore.

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