> George,

 >  GP> Smart people tend to get real jobs, not become crooks. . .

 >   With what they have now, they're encouraging laziness.

What's that then?

 >  >   A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He
 >  > immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the
 >  > time...and the officer was in uniform!!

 >  GP> Something some thing unsmart-donkey

 >   Just like robbing a bank in your work uniform, and using your deposit
 > slip as the stick-up note.

Or ther teller,. surmising the robber wasn't too bright, by his grammar &
spelling on the stickup note, who said she needs to see ID for such a large
withdrawal.  Doofus is giddy, thinking she's really going to give it to him, 
& produces his driver's license. She copiesthe info down, gives it to him 
plus a sack of $1 bills.  The police were waiting for him when he got home.

I love these stories, especially because so many are true!

 >  GP> Right away the overly smart older brother calls out, "Okay, Timmy, 
you
 >  GP> be Jesus!"

 >   I'll bet The Lord was smiling on that one.

Of course! He invented humour & laughter!

I got reported in a Christian echo (on FamilyNet) for posting:

Little Jimmy(5yo) went to see his classmate, Sally.  Her mom sent hm
downstairs to her room, where he knocked on the door.

Sally replies, "Hang on, Mommy says little girls shouldn't be seen by boys
when she's in her nightie."

Jimmy sat down beside the door to ponder this updatd bit about adult morals.

Soon she calls out, "Okay, Jimmy, you can come in now,. I took it off."

Cute & innocently adorable, right, & funny for the innocent misunderstanding?

Good thing the areafix dude knew me well, & warned me of a tight*ss weinie in
the group. I told him the  joke & he roared! (he has a little girl)

Then he made me the official Mod for the group! *LOL*

Laugh, kukkaburra, laugh!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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