>   I saw a meme where a toilet was telling someone to drop their pants,
 > and pour everything into it. I'd have to dig for it, as I don't have it
 > offhand.

You'd prolly have to explain it to me, too. . .  ;) 

 >  GP> Q: What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
 >  GP> A: Urine trouble.

 >   We Aim To Please...You Aim, Too...Please.

Another sign:
Ladies: Please stay eated during the entire poerformance.
Men: Stand close, t's shorter than you think.

& another:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie & wipe the seatie.

Now he common sign is "Do not put anything but tissue into the toilet"

Okay, so where do I put the reason I need to sit down, once produced?

 >   If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?? - George Carlin

good old Carlin(RIP), one of my all-time favorites -- he was funny AND
thought-provoking AND intelligent/witty.

* Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are
stupider than that.
* The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I
accept.
* Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the
roof and gets stuck.

RIP, Georgie, you were one of the good ones!

I thik I have every album he's done, in MP3 format, plus I've read both his
books (funny stuff)

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You
cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and
"Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians.
It creates a hostile work environment. --20th c. Philosopher G. Carlin


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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