George,

 GP> Now you're telling potty jokes?  Bathroom humour? For shame!

  Well, we all have to go sometime. 

 GP> Why did the US invade the toilet?
 GP> Because it had oil in it.
 GP> T-oil-et.

  I saw a meme where a toilet was telling someone to drop their pants,
and pour everything into it. I'd have to dig for it, as I don't have it
offhand.

 GP> Q: What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
 GP> A: Urine trouble.

  We Aim To Please...You Aim, Too...Please.

 GP> I was sick and tired of my wife forgetfully leaving her feminine
 GP> hygiene products in the toilet, so I confronted her
 GP> She immediately flushed with embarrassment.

  That was a bloody mess. :P

 GP> Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
 GP> But they’re a solid number 2.

  If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?? - George Carlin

Daryl

... When my son said "Stop impersonating a flamingo", I put my foot down.
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