> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
 > confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

 > "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
 > of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
 > vacuum cleaners."

 > "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
 > to close the door.

 > Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
 > wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least 
seen
 > my demonstration."

 > And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway 
carpet.

 > "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure 
from
 > your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

 > "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite because the 
electricity
 > was cut off this morning."

Now you're telling potty jokes?  Bathroom humour? For shame!

Why did the US invade the toilet?
Because it had oil in it.
T-oil-et.

Q: What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
A: Urine trouble.

I was sick and tired of my wife forgetfully leaving her feminine hygiene
products in the toilet, so I confronted her
She immediately flushed with embarrassment.

Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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