David, at 20:02 on Fri, Apr 28 1995, you wrote to Bill Grimsley ...

DD>> Ah, get fucked you miserable old bastard!

BG> What an awful thing to say!  I am deeply offended, and will thank you to 
BG> refrain from again using the word "Ah" in any of your
future missives.

BG> If you persist, I will say "Kurnell" to you 500 times, so be warned!

DD> You're confusing me with Bob, he's the old bugger, I'm the younger fellow.

True, Bob is older, but you're both still buggers regardless.  Bob has the
added (dis)advantage of being an old fart as well though.  Which reminds
me, why isn't anybody ever simply referred to as a "fart" (no
qualifier)?  

DD> I don't know the Sydney area at all so the concept of Kurnell 
DD> doesn't scare me :-)

Does the threat of 1000 "Luggage Points" fill you with trepidation then?

Regards, Bill
@EOT:

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