George,

 >   Never mind taking a turn for the nurse.

 GP> BTDT. . . I used  use my grabber to pinch nurses' bottoms while roling
 GP> through the ward. . .

  They probably got you back with barbed wire needles in the gleutes. :P

 >   I have no clue. I moved out before I got married in 2003. My late
 > wife referred to toilet paper as "Bun Wad" or BW.  So, we'd go
 > shopping for BW instead of TP. 

 GP> Okayyyy. . . the Aussies say Bog Roll. . .

  Just like anti-diarrhea medicine. Better to have and not need, than to
need and not have. Speaking of which, this TV or movie deal had to STOP
production, to an outbreak of "explosive diarrhea" on location. Folks were
collapsing on the set, and scrambling to find toilets.

 GP> :( Yup, 98% do die - God wasn't/isn't done with me yet, I can only
 GP> suppose. .

  We're still here for some reason.

 GP> The joke is YOU bit through the worm!

  The only good case for that is in the game L.O.R.D. II in searching the
condemned cave south of the hag's castle, to find the ancient flute, 35
gold pieces, and the parrot the old hag is looking for. You have to bite
into the gloworm to see inside the cave.

 GP> Anything they can do? Have you tried Gabapentin -- it's good for nerve
 GP> pain - - & doesn't make your thinking fuzzy like opiods. .

  No...I'm not much for herbal medicines.

 GP> Q: what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
 GP> A: the juveniles

  Kid stuff. 

 GP> Q: Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
 GP> A: If it was a guy it would be the Misterssippi River.

  Just like hurricanes are female...better than himicanes.

 GP> Rivers are...
 GP> the original streaming service.

  Only dead fish swim with the stream.

 GP> Q: What're the fastest things on the river bed?
 GP> A: A motor-pike with side-carp.

  Was it a Hardly David's Son??

 GP> New Book: "Yellow River"
 GP> By I.P. Dailey

  Got to lay off the Lasix...and don't eat the yellow snow.

 GP> I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my
 GP> rowboat... It’s row v. wade.

  I think we need to abort this thread.

Daryl

... Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times, I let her sleep.
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