> George,

 >  GP> Akk I want is a bushel of apples & a few hours alone with the 
doctor's
 >  GP> daughter!

 >   Never mind taking a turn for the nurse.

BTDT. . . I used  use my grabber to pinch nurses' bottoms while roling 
through the ward. . .

 
 >   I have no clue. I moved out before I got married in 2003. My late
 > wife referred to toilet paper as "Bun Wad" or BW.  So, we'd go
 > shopping for BW instead of TP. 

Okayyyy. . . the Aussies say Bog Roll. . . 

You go to the bpg to lerave a jobby, then use the BR to do the paperwork. .
(no job is truly done until the paperwork is done)

 >  GP> I had an aneurysm burst & a stroke that mostly paralyzed my left
 >  GP> side(true story, not funny in itself)), but I'm all right now!

 >   My Mom's late brother died of an aneurysm.

:( Yup, 98% do die - God wasn't/isn't done with me yet, I can only suppose. .


 >  GP> Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
 >  GP> A: Finding half a worm.

 >   The bird probably ate the first half as an appetizer.

The joke is YOU bit through the worm!

 >   The bones in my neck are so kinked, and the pain is really bothering
 > me...basically a wide area of pinched nerves.

Anything they can do? Have you tried Gabapentin -- it's good for nerve pain -
- & doesn't make your thinking fuzzy like opiods. . 

I take it for a crushed disc. . .

  >  GP> Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
 >  GP> But do you know where the Minneapolis?

 >   In the small drink of Mini Soda. 

Q: what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
A: the juveniles

Q: Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
A: If it was a guy it would be the Misterssippi River.

Rivers are...
the original streaming service.

Q: What're the fastest things on the river bed?
A: A motor-pike with side-carp.

Q: Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and
"Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
A: "One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

New Book: "Yellow River"
By I.P. Dailey

I’m debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It’s row v. wade.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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