>  GP> If there is fog, UC Berkely? I guess not. . . or snot. . .

 >   In this case, a sneeze is known as a Booger Holler. 

Make that hanky dance -- blow a little boogie into it!

 >  >   If that's not a viable option, press the pound key.

 >  GP> I see a number key or is it an octothorpe?

 >   Same thing...the tic-tac-toe symbol.

Yup it's "number" before a number & "pound"(or "pounds") after. . .

As in, I'll take 6# of those #1 grade apples, please. . .

Akk I want is a bushel of apples & a few hours alone with the doctor's
daughter!

 >  > ... I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.

 >  GP> That takes a special kind of person!

 >   That's the tagline I sent, and the late Nancy Backus (I miss her),
 > said "that explains a lot ". She said afterwards "I hope you
 > know I was joking", and I said "I got a good laugh out of it".

Of course! Give & take is fun!

 >  GP> There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
 >  GP> It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you bought in March 2000

 >   I've slept and [pooped] since then.

But howe many more than you really needed did you buy then?

 >  GP> A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

 >   A data late, and a duller short.

Or a dullard. . .

 >  GP> My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved!

 >   Made you pee all over the floor, eh?? Or, you were so happy, you
 > could just [poop]??!! 

Either way. . . it's all good now!

I had an aneurysm burst & a stroke that mostly paralyzed my left side(true
story, not funny in itself)), but I'm all right now!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.

Q: What’s a doctor who studies adam’s apples called?
A: A guy-neck-ologist

It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading

I heard Apple made a car out of furniture.
It's called an i-Kia

Q: What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction?
A: You can’t see the doctor about it.

Q: What is it called when a Samsung and an Apple mate?
A: A Sample

Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
But do you know where the Minneapolis?

Apple announced a new product for wives that helps cope with spontaneous dad
jokes throughout their day.
The i-Roll

Apple's new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.

Q: Why isn't Apple mass producing cars like the iKia?
A: They re having trouble installing windows.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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