>   In southern California, if there's no smog, UCLA.

I like it!

If there is fog, UC Berkely? I guess not. . . or snot. . .

 >  GP> When you change a girl, t here may be some addtoinal dribble onto the
 >  GP> new diaper.  When you change a boy, you have a little laser dot on 
your
 >  GP> forehead. . . target acquired, FIIIIRRE!!!!

 >   Yep.

I've been through them all. . . oh well -- I learned, though! oh, BOY, did I
learn!

  >   Now, you can add that extra man cave you always wanted. 

Never wanted one; I'm happy to hang out with my family, or at my computer,
whatever. . .

 >   Be like the Duggar family...as they grow up, put them on diaper
 > duty.

Who? No, that's part of the Daltry family. . . Soz. . .

 >  GP> You have reached the pregnancy hotline...
 >  GP> If you'd like to speak to a physician, dial 1... if you are currently
 >  GP> in labor, dial 8...

 >   If that's not a viable option, press the pound key.

I see a number key or is it an octothorpe?

 
 > ... I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.

That takes a special kind of person!

There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you bought in March 2000

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

My IQ test result just came in and I’m really relieved!
Thank God it came back negative!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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