So, after landing a job at Wal Mart as a greeter, I lasted less than a
day.

About two hours into my shift, a very loud, unattractive, mean-looking
woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly "Good morning, ma'am, and welcome to Wal Mart. Nice
children you have there  Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling at them just long enough to say:

"Hell no, they aren't twins.  The oldest one is nine and the other one
is seven.

Why the hell would you think that they were twins. Are you blind or
stupid?"

I replied "I am neither blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe that
someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for
shopping at Wal Mart."
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32