George,

 GP> I'm reading it as if Gomer Pyle write it home! (I still watch it, on
 GP> Friday nights, just before Green Acres and a double shot of Hogan's
 GP> Heros) then you h it me with the sign-off Got me!

  All the great TV shows were back then...it's all trash now. Yet, to
society today, it's the raunchier, the better.

 GP> Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
 GP> The Juander Years

  If you have a Tex-Mex Emergency, Dial Nine Juan Juan.

 GP> NBC is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln.
 GP> It will be shot before a live audience.

  Only if they can a-Ford the theatre. 

 GP> Have you seen the new sitcom based around the sectarian Islamic
 GP> takeover of the city of brotherly love?
 GP> It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.

  Except when it rains.

 GP> Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted
 GP> Danson?

 GP> cheers,

 GP> Me

  I was going to say "Taxi", but the meter was running.

 GP> Q: What do you call a bad sitcom?
 GP> A: A sh*tcom.

  The sign on a McDonald's Restaurant looking for new staff..."Now 
Hiring Smiling Faces For Afternoon $h!+$" (they forgot the F).

 GP> A sitcom about Jesus...
 GP> Wouldn't make it past the Pilate episode!

  They're watching it on the Barabbas Network.

 GP> "To alcohol! The cause of, & solution to, all man's problems!" --H.
 GP> Simpson, 1997

  "Inflation Has Gone Up Over A Dollar A Quart"...and "Someone Left The
Cork Out Of My Lunch". - W.C. Fields

 GP> & one of my fave Senifeld routines:

  They did one with Seinfeld, Billy Crystal, and someone else...a partial
re-enactment of the classic "Who's On First?" routine.

Daryl

... Happy Hallowthanksmasnewyearvalentinepatrickeaster.
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