George,

 >   The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
 > I thought I had lost my hearing".

 GP> Classic!

  I would've loved to have seen the look on his face when told the news
by the constabulary. 

 GP> Then there were these three elderly golfers whomet regularly to play.

 GP> One such get together they began talking about the newhearing aids
 GP> they'd bought.

  The one I like is where these 2 guys were playing golf, and noticed two
women ahead of them on the course, that were playing SLOW. They reasoned
that it'd be good to ask if they could play through, or they'd be behind
them all day.

  Well, the first guy goes up there, and then comes back...telling his
buddy that "I can't do it. One's my wife, and the other's my girl friend!!".

  "No problem", his friend says...and he goes up there. 

  Moments later, he's back, and replies "Ain't it a small world??!!" 

Daryl

... Elusikey: The key that is invariably lost in the bottom of a purse.
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