>   A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
 > in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her
 > excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.

 >   Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
 > "Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.

 >   The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
 > I thought I had lost my hearing".

Classic!

Then there were these three elderly golfers whomet regularly to play.

One such get together they began talking about the newhearing aids they'd
bought.

Alfred said he paid $3,000 & it worksdd pretty good.
Ben said the same.
Charlie spoke up, "Well, I spent $53,000, after remortaging the house, & I 
got the best in the business!"

"Boy, it sure is windy today," said Charlie.

"No, I think it's Thursday" replied Ben.

"Me, too," said Alfred, "let's go get a beer."

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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