Ron,

 RL> A cop pulled over a driver who took a while to respond to his lights.

 RL> "Sir, I'm on the end of my shift.  If you can give me a good reason why
 RL> you took so long to pull over, I'll just let you go."

 RL> The man thought for a moment and said:  "Last month, my wife ran off
 RL> with a police officer.  For a while, I thought it was you trying to
 RL> being her back."

 RL> The officer responded with "Good evening, sir." and walked off.

  Bingo. 

Daryl

... I just bought a cured ham. I wonder what it had??
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