-=> Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

 DS>   A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat
 DS> in the back seat, and continued to berate him for his faults. In her
 DS> excitement, she pounded on the car door, and it flew open.

 DS>   Several blocks later, one of their neighbors flagged the man down.
 DS> "Your wife fell out of the car back there," he said.

 DS>   The man looked over at the back seat, and replied "Thank goodness!!
 DS> I thought I had lost my hearing".

A cop pulled over a driver who took a while to respond to his lights.

"Sir, I'm on the end of my shift.  If you can give me a good reason why you
took so long to pull over, I'll just let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said:  "Last month, my wife ran off with a
police officer.  For a while, I thought it was you trying to being her back."

The officer responded with "Good evening, sir." and walked off.


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