On 07-24-09, JEFF BINKLEY said to TIM RICHARDSON:




TR>AS> What? Shit, you morons use sources that are far less credible,
TR>AS> like the Sludge Misreport, WingNutDaily and Fox (har har)
"news."


TR>SH>SV:  This idiot is almost 50 years old.



TR>And worked on A-10 Warthogs, (then new) Sidewinder missiles, loaded
TR>the ammunition store for the front gun of an A-10 *by hand*, played
TR>cribbage with a general who couldn't find any other cribbage players
TR>on the whole of Lackland Air Base, and was able to condense this
TR>highly productive military career into a grand total of 65 days
TR>in-service!


TR>What do you want to bet his original discharge read:


TR>REASON FOR SEPERATION:


TR>For the Good of the Air Force!


JB>It certainly improved their image.


The Air Force breathed a sigh of relief when he boarded the bus for
home...wanna bet?


And *home* wasn't there! What do you bet his parents didn't allow him to come
back living with them? An educated guess says, once he was out of the house,
his room was turned into a sewing room, or a Study, and he wasn't allowed to
come back!


I can see it now......(Otto) `Uh....Mom? Dad? ....Uh....I broke my ankle, I'm
tired of all the shit I have to put up with.....officers are coming in,
working a few hours and taking the rest of the day off.....they got me playing
cribbage with a general 'cause he bores the shit out of everybody. I've taught
them all I can about A-10 Warthogs and (Then new) Sidewinder missiles,so I
took my discharge and I'm coming home!'



(Mom and Dad) ....`Er...um..Geez....thats a real shame, son! We rented your
room to an Eskimo who flies in on weekends, and the rest of the time its used
for an alternative intensive care unit.....so naturally we can't have you
coming back here! Try Section 8 Housing, or Welfare. Wait....here's an idea;
you still fakin' those headaches?'




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