George,

 GP> I knew someone tried to renove a rosebiudh, rtoots & all -- tried
 GP> hacking, digging, ;ulling, then found a buddy with a 4X4 & a winch --
 GP> snapped the bumper off first try, then broke the winch the next time!

  A rose by any other name would smell as sweet?? :P

 GP> My wife found a 4L sprayer on Amazon, fill it with a simliar mixtire
 GP> (+1tsp dish soap), micx well, pump it up before you go, press the
 GP> release & it spreays itself as you walk around the garden. . .

  I'll have to look for that. I've got a similar mixture from Wal-Mart,
but it has been too wet lately from all the rain to do any good. And,
more storms arrive Monday night, lasting into next week. To make matters
worse, one of the long range models shows a possible hurricane coming
ashore along the upper Texas/southwest Louisiana Gulf Coast by June 12.
If it moves north-northeast, the center comes right over Arkansas, with
flooding rain and a threat for tornadoes.

 GP> "Race to the Outhouse" by Will E. Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont.

  It's on the Best Smeller List. 

  Reminds me of the one where the blondes were traveling, and saw a sign
"Clean Restrooms Ahead". They scrubbed toilets for the next 100 miles. 

 GP> The one I read, also "true story" had the IRS contacting the guy to
 GP> angrily demand why he sent a cheque for $0.00, because it broke their
 GP> computer!

  Two words..."technology, phooey!!".

 GP> Q: How does a computer get drunk?
 GP> A: It takes screen shots.

  I use the utility with the IObit software suite...makes it really
convenient.

 GP> The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
 GP> It was a hard drive.

  If you don't have shock absorbers, you can run over a coin, and
tell whether it's heads or tails. 

 GP> Q: What’s the difference between my wife and a computer?
 GP> A: Computers don’t laugh at my 3.5″ floppy

  Depends on where the data port is. :P

 GP> Q: How can you tell if a bunny is obsolete?
 GP> A: It has 5 1/4 inch floppy ears.

  That could've been a hare raising experience.

Daryl

... 3 things fail as you get older. Memory's first..........................
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