>   Being home alone is where you can poop with the door open. 

Not me -- my childhod trainig wa thorough -- I auro close the door every 
time, & say excuse me after burping, even if I'm alone.

 >   I'm pre-type 2 -- the A1C was 5.7 last September. But, since my clinic 
was
 > closed from significant water damage from 2 back to back snowstorms this
 > winter, and the time needed with the COVID-19 shots, I haven't had the 
full
 > blood work or complete physical done. I've been trying to get the mess 
with
 > the bathrooms fixed before I worry about that.

Gotta put health first, my friend. . .

 >  GP> Nort me -- my head stays out in the open -- I'd suffocate in there, 
if
 >  GP> the poison gas(methane) didn't kill me first!

 >   Green haze risin', o'er the horizon. :P

The long lost 6th verse of your national anthem?

 >  GP> Yup, good ol' National Pornographic -- we rushed to the school 
library
 >  GP> on the day the new issue arrived -- this was in grade 5 for me!

 >   Or like in Mad Magazine years ago...there was a newsstand selling 
Playboy,
 > and someone had used graffitti to make it read "If you enjoy self Play, 
boy
 > this magazine will sure help". :P I saw where Larry Flynt, who started
 > Hustler magazine, died recently.

Larry Flynt really made the government realize that the Constitution has
meaing, period!

Someone shot him trying to stop his porn purveying career, but Larry still
kept going.

 >  GP> Gramps retorted, "Shows how little you doctors know -- my right knee 
is
 >  GP> likewise 80 years old, but it don't hurt!"

 >   I'll bet he still had to pay the doctor $250.

$250 is too much = I only pay $120 for a housecall in Florida! ($60 for a
clinic visit)

Been paying this for years!

 >  GP> Q: What’s a clones favorite letter?
 >  GP> A: W

 >   UU is the redneck version. 

VV is the French redneck version (they call the letter double-V in their
lamguage (double-ve pron. dooblay vuh)

 > ... I had a rock garden. Last week, three of them died.
 

Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored
with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about
their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!

My neighbour with big boobs was gardening topless in their yard again...
I just wish his wife would come out with him

Q: How does Pacman do the gardening?
A: With a weed waka waka waka

I wanted to start gardening but I have a problem
As far as seeds go, I haven't botany

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine
have ?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April-2020 and I've grown
bigger ever since

After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening
It's about Thyme.

Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in
alphabetical order. People often ask how I find the time.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”

Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson".

I was heading to the department store to pick up some gardening supplies and
my wife asked me to pick up one of those tangle free hoses.
I guess she isn’t into the kinky stuff.

A friend built an overhang to ensure his asparagus sectioni doesn't get too
much sun or water at once, he calls it his "Awning of the cage of asparagus"

Gardening question: Anyone know a good place to buy a fern?
Asking for a frond.

Someone should name their gardening shop "Plant Parenthood"

Me and the hubby were doing some gardening and I said to him "we need a wood
stake" (so we could stabilize a tomato plant) and he replied "first we gotta
find a wooden cow"...good thing ur cute babe :)

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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