>  GP> We got our chihuahua a hot dog bun cosume for one Halloween.  Then 
bat
 >  GP> wings so he could somewhat his skin brother's "Venom" costume, & Mom 
as
 >  GP> a vampiress. .

 >   I have a picture of that on my mailing labels I got printed from a ham
 > radio dealer.

A picture of my family is on mailing labels? Who's selling these?

 >  GP> Lunch is always nice, but I like breafasr & 2nd breaklfast best, 
tyhen
 >  GP> brunch, & an optional lunch tot ide me over til dinner/supper.

 >   Well, my stomach is saying nasty things to me, and there's important 
mail
 > at the Post Office Box. So, after I finish the QWK Mail, I've got to go 
out
 > on errands. I had lunch at an area Sonic yesterday. I'm getting into one 
of
 > those "nothing sounds good" moods, when it comes to food...as several 
items
 > have gotten me "burned out".

It happens. I went off coffee for a year because of  that blah feeling/taste,
but now enjoy it again (probably in excess, but I've been worse (full pot by
6am, then another, then off to school at 8, where I was fuirst there,m so I
made a pot of coffee & had a copulemugs beforte anyone else showed up!

I stayed awake til the end, though, every day, & that was my goal!

 >   I used to tell my late wife "Beat Me!! Whip Me!!". She'd just look at 
me,
 > and deadpan "No". 

The danger in a masochist marrying a sadist!

 >  GP> Q: What's that dog bred that is raced & looks kinda like a mini
 >  GP> Greyhound? A: Whippet
 >  GP> A2: Whippet real good. . .
 >  GP> A3: Devo FTW

 >   We used to have one of them in Florida. They supposedly seldom bark,
 > but make excellent watchdogs.

Only if trained to bite & shred. This is why doberman dogs had their vocals
removed, so they'd silently attack intruders & shred the crap out of their
faces or crotches!

The courts won't do deterrence sentencing any more, so we need to teach 
people that stealing is WRONG.

Q: What did the security guard dog say to the drunk fan at the football
stadium?
A: “Sir, if you want to get ruff, we can take this to the barking lot.”

I have two dogs, Security & Shin...
... they’re my guard dogs

A guy walks into a pet store.....
The clerk asked, How can I help you? 
The fella says, "I like to buy a dog please." 
"Sure thing, what kind of demeanor are you looking for?" the clerk asks. 
The guy replies, "Well, I want a guard dog, so demeanor the better."

I can't take my guard dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps
attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a
concert.
Wife- What?
Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....
Wife- stop.
Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...
Wife- please stop.
Me- looks like I’m eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg
are you done yet!?
Me- I’m giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!
Wife- lol! You are an idiot!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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