>   I love watching clogging, and that's not a plumbing problem.

We ghad, years back, a teen girl clogging on a piece of plywood outside the
grocer store, to raise money for her Irish dance lessons to continue to the
next level -- she was good!

I usually save my change for homeless folks, but I gave her some.

  >   The Apostle Peter had a vision of all these animals, and was told by
 > the angel to "Arise, Kill, and Eat". Peter said he wouldn't do it, and
 > was told "What God has cleansed, don't call it common". After the Noahic
 > Flood, mankind was allowed to eat meat, instead of being just vegeterian.
 > There has been speculation as to what it'll be like after The Second
 > Coming, but at this point, we really don't know.

The alloweance to eat meat after the flood was a concession, not a ull
permission -- "if you MUST kill & eat animals, do so humanely" was the
essential message. 

I refuse to eat KFC, as they are the worst of the cicken places for anuse to
the animals.

Someone asked me, "So you're agaist cruelty to animals, but you eat them?" & 
I say, "yup, I'm fully in favour to kill the animals for food, but no need to
torture them first!"; likewise I don't support rodeos.

 >   A friend's dachshund ate this beefy dog food, but it gave him so much
 > gas, that they almost had to call hazmat out. :P

Canned pet food is pure poison -- gives them a rotten gut & horrifdic gas &
breath.  Our dog gets only a spoonful twice a day, to mix his crushed 
medicine into.

  >  GP> Did you know Bruce Lee(RIP) has a vegan brother?
 >  GP> Broco Lee

 >   I thought Bon Jovi had pizza cousin...Ann Jovi. 

To be serious for a moment (only a momet, don't worry!): did you know Bon
Jovi has a "pay what you can" restautrant in New Jersey? 

 >   To me, for a good salad, you have to have certain things.

Yeah -- boiled eggs, cheese cubes, & habaero peppers!

Vegetables can be omitted completely. . .

 
 > ... "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" -Edgar Bergen
 
They use to sya that to me when I was 19, working 15-16-hour days 6 days a
week then 12-16 hours of construction labour on the other.

& for $5.25/hour ($5.40 briefly at my second FT job, doing warehouse work, &
$10/hour for the construction) -- it was 1986.

One guy came in & said jhe was the hiring forema at the papermill across the
way & said I could have a FT job, only 37.5 hyours/week, at $22/hour to 
start.  I asked h im if the job was union & he said of course, so I said, "No
thanks; I have my perinciples"; then the knew I was completely crazy!

I prefer the term "faithful to my principles."

You have to work hard to reach your goals.
After all, not every batboy grows up to become batman.

Carpentry is hard work
That's why i get hammered after work

My wife had a hard day at work, so I drew her a warm bath...
She didn't really seem to appreciate the sketch but it went on the fridge
anyway...

Making mayonnaise is hard work.
Some would even call it egg-sauce-ting.

I bought a mattress after a hard day at work
I just needed something to fall back on

Did you know you can measure with your legs after a hard day's work?
I asked this question of my gf and she looked at me oddly and asked how.

Well your legs become a ruler after a long shift.
She looks at me, knowing something's coming. "And how's that?"

Well you always complain that they're a king after a long shift. A king is a
ruler, so your legs can measure things.

Took her a minute. Got something thrown at me. Good times.
-=-
Visited the parents after a hard day's work
Me: "Man, I am exhausted, I busted my rump today."
Dad: "I can tell, there's a crack in it."

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong
enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

[I use a variatuion when people ask me how I became paralyed; I say, "I went
to the bank to check my balance ... ... then I fell off the roof."]

I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”

I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.

I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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