On 07-24-09, ROSS SAUER said to TIM RICHARDSON:

RS>"TIM RICHARDSON -> JEFF BINKLEY"  wrote in
RS>news:14481$POL_DISORDER{at}JamNNTPd:

AS>>> What? Shit, you morons use sources that are far less credible,
AS>>> like the Sludge Misreport, WingNutDaily and Fox (har har)
TR> "news."


SH>>> SV:  This idiot is almost 50 years old.



TR>> And worked on A-10 Warthogs, (then new) Sidewinder missiles, loaded
TR>> the ammunition store for the front gun of an A-10 *by hand*, played
TR>> cribbage with a general who couldn't find any other cribbage
TR> players TR>on the whole of Lackland Air Base, and was able to condense
TR> this TR>highly productive military career into a grand total of 65
TR> days TR>in-service!


TR>> What do you want to bet his original discharge read:


TR>> REASON FOR SEPERATION:


TR>> For the Good of the Air Force!


JB>> It certainly improved their image.


TR> The Air Force breathed a sigh of relief when he boarded the bus for
TR> home...wanna bet?


TR> And *home* wasn't there! What do you bet his parents didn't allow him
TR> to come back living with them? An educated guess says, once he was out
TR> of the house, his room was turned into a sewing room, or a Study, and
TR> he wasn't allowed to come back!


TR> I can see it now......(Otto) `Uh....Mom? Dad? ....Uh....I broke my
TR> ankle, I'm tired of all the shit I have to put up with.....officers
TR> are coming in, working a few hours and taking the rest of the day
TR> off.....they got me playing cribbage with a general 'cause he bores
TR> the shit out of everybody. I've taught them all I can about A-10
TR> Warthogs and (Then new) Sidewinder missiles,so I took my discharge and
TR> I'm coming home!'



TR> (Mom and Dad) ....`Er...um..Geez....thats a real shame, son! We rented
TR> your room to an Eskimo who flies in on weekends, and the rest of the
TR> time its used for an alternative intensive care unit.....so naturally
TR> we can't have you coming back here! Try Section 8 Housing, or Welfare.
TR> Wait....here's an idea; you still fakin' those headaches?'


RS>You have any clue as to how "Johnny-One-Note" you are?


RS>Face it. You're even more boring than Al Gore.


And *you* just re-posted it for me. Nice going.


By the way.......when are you going to finally admit that your `I worked on
Warthogs in the USAF' was nothing but a vivid dream you once had? Or an out
and out lie? How's that photo of you working on a Warthog coming along? Found
it yet?


"Photo available on request." .........Otto Sauer




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