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to: George Pope
from: Daryl Stout
date: 2021-05-28 12:45:00
subject: Re: The Quick Newborn

George,

 GP> Right. I heard it orginally as WC & "Winchester Cathedral"

 GP> A classic, for sure!

  Now, I'll have that song in my head all day. :P

 GP> Some plants actually benefit from the uric acid, like some rose
 GP> varieties...

  A fellow ham radio operator said his roses are growing like gangbusters.
He even tried to mow it down to kill it...no dice.

  I heard one can use a gallon of white vinegar, mixed with a tablespoon
of salt, into a sprayer, and spray the mixture onto ivy in the lawn, and
it will kill it. I don't have the strength to do it, but it has been so
wet here lately, you can't apply much of anything to weeds, ivy, etc. if
everything is so wet. We'll dry out over the holiday weekend here, but
more storms arrive by Tuesday. I hope I can get some time to get the BBS
into the cloud. I was offline overnight for severe weather, and then for
Windows updates this morning.

 GP> Ourdog won't go in the backyard, as he doesn't understand he can --
 GP> he;s used to his wealkabout out front, up the driveways & grassy areas.
 GP> . especially the mailboxes! He loves those best!

  I P here. 

 GP> Mnight be up to me to provide my wife's rosebush (Mother's Day gift)
 GP> with some uric acid!

  Flies spread disease...keep yours zipped, please. Or "We aim to please.
You aim, too...please". 

 GP> Q: Why does Norway have barcodes on their ships?
 GP> A: So they can just Scandinavian

  Here's looking at you, kid. 

 GP> I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode
 GP> reader.
 GP> The look on his face was priceless.

  Sounds like the one where the guy got a bill for $0.00 -- he threw it out.
He got a second notice to pay...he threw it out. Then, he got a threatening
letter, of turning him over to a collection agency. So, he sat down, and
wrote a check for $0.00 -- and was never bothered again (true story).

 GP> Why don't priceless & worthless mean the same thing?

 GP> Dogs can't operate an MRI scanner, but CATSCAN.

  I thought a colonoscopy was a form of an MRI - My Rear Invaded. 

Daryl

... "Junior!! Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!"
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