>   There is a service called Jolly Roger...which is $12 a year. They have
 > "good bots" that will handle all these telemarketers, tying them up with
 > thinking they're going to get you to buy a product. Not to worry...these
 > bots will never agree to any purchase, but it keeps the telemarketers
 > tied up, taking away the time when they could call someone else.

Waste of $12. . .

 >   Or let out this huge belch, fart, or gag...making it like you're sick
 > as a dog. Or like one couple did, go full bore into love making, with
 > all the orgiastic sounds, etc. you could think of. 

On guy said the caller called just as he was providing a sample for the
fertility clinic, but to go ahead, he wouldn't be long.

He inquired as to what the caller was wearing, while panting & making thip-
thip noises with his hands & panting harder & harder. . .

AFAIAC, it's faor ply when they impose into your home without permission
(worse -- I'm on Canada's national Do Not Call List!)

 > ... Deja Coup: A feeling that we've overthrown this regime before

The pigeons are plotting a takeover; I heard them plotting in the alley:
"coup! coup!"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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