>  GP> Those who are saved & have found their way back to His paths, are 
legit
 >  GP> to live nude (where permitted, of course)

 >   Such as a home, nudist camp, medical, or shower areas. With 
incontinence,
 > it's better to sleep that way...you don't have to rush to get everything
 > off before you get to the facilities.

Yup, plus I just don't want the hassle. . .

Until my adult stepdaughter moved in, I'd gone 12 years hardly ever dressed
(only if going out, or home support person in that day)

 >   Overseas, especially in Europe, it's like "meh!" when it comes to 
nudity.

Yup.
Someone asked an Australian MP: Why did England send America all their
Puritans & then their murderers to Australia?
The MP answered, "We won first choice."

 >   Ever since I started drinking iced tea exclusively, I've had zero
 > kidney stones (I've probably jinxed myself now). But, tea is a diuretic...
 > sort of a low grade form of Lasix. Yet, a cool sweet tea on a hot day is
 > refreshing...just like a slice of cold watermelon.

The sugar could cause crystals in your kidneys (& type 2 diabetes)

My fave tea is a nice green tea called Jiaogulan ("Immortality Tea" in
Chinese), but only direct from the farm --bought 500g brick last time. The 
tea shop at the mall charged $50 for 30g(1oz); we paid $20 for the 500!

They'ree not available now, presumably because of covid. . .

Mostly I drink mocha coffees (at home, using powdered mocha+instant coffee &
the hot water in the cooler behind me, but I like the real espreesso version
when I'm out)


 >  GP> I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
 >  GP> It was a twerk place injury

 >   It's cranial rectal syndome (head up butt)...the most common workplace
 > injury.

Nort me -- my head stays out in the open -- I'd suffocate in there, if the
poison gas(methane) didn't kill me first!

 >  GP> They never told me that getting older made everything hurt when you 
get
 >  GP> out of bed
 >  GP> I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up

 >   Getting old is NOT for sissies.

They get it, too -- it's a equal opportunity disabler!

 >  GP> I once hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics
 >  GP> ... Now, I have back issues.

 >   That's the economy version of Playboy. 

Yup, good ol' National Pornographic -- we rushed to the school library on the
day the new issue arrived -- this was in grade 5 for me!

 >  GP> Mickey Mouse was playing basketball & got an ACL injury.
 >  GP> He went to the team doc & said, "Disney hurts."

 >   And Datknee is next. Donald!! Duck!!

An old guy went tot he doctor becase his left knee hurt.  The doctor dod a
checkup, had him x-rayed & found nothng, dop he said, "I can only conclude,
Mr. Smith, thsat your knee hurts because it's 80 year old."

Gramps retorted, "Shows how little you doctors know -- my right knee is
likewise 80 years old, but it don't hurt!"

 > ... Clones are people two.

Written by scifi author Dr. Isaac Asimov:
(tune of "Home on the Range")

Oh give me a clone
A clone of my own
With its Y chromosome chaged to X

Then me & my clone
Can sit around home
& both think of nothing but sex

My evil clone is trying to attack me.
But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.

Q: What’s a clones favorite letter?
A: W

Me: "I'm going to clone myself"
Dad: "that would be just like you".

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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