George,

 GP> Any time I'm warned & I know the other is using the sign to avoid
 GP> consequences for their errors, I give lots of room. . .

  Or they're speeding or driving eratically.

 GP> Q: Who has the right of way at an Alabama 4-way stop?
 GP> A: The jacked up 4X4 with 3 gun racks & a bumper sticker that says
 GP> "Guns dont kill peoiple--_I_ kill people!"

  You should see the application to date his daughter. 

 GP> I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my
 GP> gun to fire
 GP> I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

  Sounds like your purchase backfired on you.

 GP> I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag
 GP> The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon

  Were you shaking when they arrested you??

 GP> I shot a man with a paintball gun...
 GP> ....just to watch him dye.

  He wanted to be plaid-inum.

 GP> My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m
 GP> not impressed.
 GP> I have had a Canon printer for years.

  Really. The printers aren't that expensive, but the ink cartridges are.

 GP> My friend got pulled over and the cop drew his gun on him!
 GP> Luckily the ink washed off after a couple days

  The disappearing ink from Roger Rabbit.

 GP> A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun
 GP> Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

  Closeout??

 GP> I buy my guns from a guy called "T Rex"
 GP> He's a small arms dealer

  Bronto Saurus is his bookkeeper.

 GP> I’m mad at my wife because I bought a stun gun for her birthday and she
 GP> tested it out on me. Twice.
 GP>   What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.

  Nothing like a shot in the arm to get you going.

 GP> I started carrying a gun with me after an attempted robbery a few years
 GP> ago. Now my robberies have gotten a lot more successful.

  I've heard some dumb criminal stories...such as wearing their work uniform
when they went into the bank, and using their deposit ticket as the stick-up
note.

Daryl

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