George,

 GP> Worst part about being in a wheelchar is I always knw wgich people in
 GP> the front of the bus doesn't practice good nether hygiene (*retch*)

  It's called "crop dusting"...where the fart smell follows you.

 >   Search on YouTube for "John Michael Montgomery" and "SOLD".

 GP> Yup, she's cute. I've heard the song, but not seen the video before. .
 GP> .

  I love watching clogging, and that's not a plumbing problem.

 GP> I like cute country, like the one about "Don't Take the Girl" with the
 GP> twist ending that gives you a smile & a slightly swolled heart.

  That's one of those classic country tear jerkers. Also, the one by Trace
Adkins "You're Gonna Miss This"...and Trisha Yearwood's "Walkaway Joe".

 GP> Lots orf reason not ot eat creatures, but to not even enjoy the
 GP> products God conveniently set aside for us like milk & eggs (milk only
 GP> if the calves are fully fed first, of course) borders on
 GP> obsessive-compulsive & isn't necessarily healthy.  Leather, sure, cuz a
 GP> death has to occur before leather is made. I'm all for healthy choices
 GP> or moral choices, even if the morals differ from mine.  Be true to the
 GP> path God has put you on, I say. . .

  The Apostle Peter had a vision of all these animals, and was told by
the angel to "Arise, Kill, and Eat". Peter said he wouldn't do it, and
was told "What God has cleansed, don't call it common". After the Noahic
Flood, mankind was allowed to eat meat, instead of being just vegeterian.
There has been speculation as to what it'll be like after The Second
Coming, but at this point, we really don't know.

 GP> I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
 GP> I have never had a beef with one.

  A friend's dachshund ate this beefy dog food, but it gave him so much
gas, that they almost had to call hazmat out. :P

 GP> I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
 GP> I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.

  That explained that.

 GP> Did you know Bruce Lee(RIP) has a vegan brother?
 GP> Broco Lee

  I thought Bon Jovi had pizza cousin...Ann Jovi. 

 GP> We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to
 GP> mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
 GP> She said, "Not neccecelery."

  To me, for a good salad, you have to have certain things.

 GP> My wife asked me “can vegans have dogs?”
 GP> I said: “not for lunch”

  Better than weiners. :P

 GP> A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
 GP> I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer"

  I like the one where the woman went into the meat department, looking
for chicken breasts for her cookout. Well, what she found was basically
"table scraps". So, she called the manager, and he told her to finish
her shopping, and he'd check what the deal was. Well it turned out that
the chicken breasts (with plenty of meat on them) were ready, but that
the prices hadn't been put on them yet. So, he took care of that, and
set them out on display.

  Well, he couldn't find the woman, and the announcement went over
the store's P.A. system:

  "Will the woman looking for bigger breasts, meet the manager at the
back of the store??". 

Daryl

... "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" -Edgar Bergen
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