George,

 >   Really. In a nudist wedding, you can tell who the best man is. 

 GP> Not necessarily the man she's marrying. . .

  This is true...but sex isn't the be all and end all of marriage. It's
a fringe benefit.

 GP> They don't need to be nude to find out who's the largest. He's the one
 GP> who doesn't say, "Size isn't important.  Women prefer other things
 GP> about a man."

  My late wife had an inner beauty that more than made up for things. Folks
have told me they get married to have sex legally, and I tell them they're
doing it for the wrong reason.

 GP> There you go -- the doc is to tell his patient. I communicate well with
 GP> my GP. as she knows I know enough medical jargon she doesn't need to
 GP> "dumb it down" for me.  Same with my dentist -- even with my son the
 GP> dentist knows not to simplify terms!

  I've had to cut back on medical deals because of finances. Besides trying
to get the BBS into the cloud, I'm having to sell my car to take care of
plumbing issues at the house. I will take Uber out twice a month to the
Post Office, but will have groceries and medications delivered. Otherwise,
I'm staying home. That kills my independence, but I have no choice right 
now.

 GP> That sounds like it was fun! I like when nurses are human/real. . .

  Talk about taking a turn for the nurse. 

 GP> When the new shift'sd nurse came over she was 'mad' at me, while
 GP> smiling & winking, especially when she saw how professional the job I
 GP> did was.

  I liked the one where this guy was in the hospital, and he detested
the nurse "baby talking to him". They always asked for a urine sample,
so he got the idea to order some apple juice. He hid it under the sheet
to warm it up. The nurse walked in, asking for a sample, then walked out
so he could have his privacy to fill the specimen cup. Unknown to her,
he poured the apple juice in there. She walked back in, and alarmingly
said "Oooo...a little dark" (which usually means you're dehydrated).
The man promptly grabbed the cup, and said "That's OK, I'll run it
through again!!", and swigged it down. The nurse fainted dead away,
and never bothered him again. 

 GP> These nursese weere greast -- the food suicked (big surprise!) & I'd be
 GP> up at 2am, wandering in the hall, & I'd snell good stuff from t he
 GP> nursing station -- as they'd oprder in at night, & then took to
 GP> inviting me in to share the yummy outside food with them.  Good times.
 GP> . .

  Good for you!! :)

 GP> I always make friends with my nurses, as I seek not to be a problem
 GP> patient, but I will be assertive in my actual needs.

  That's the way to do it.

 GP> I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
 GP> The correct answer was blood vessels.

  My heart bleeds. 

 GP> Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?
 GP> It's always, "New Year, new ME"

  Or adjusting the covering, you're turning over a new leaf. 

 GP> Q: What do fish do when they need medical attention?
 GP> A: Sea kelp

  They might have to scale things back a bit.

 GP> I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
 GP> Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

  Made the book easier to look at, though.

 GP>   He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he
 GP> supports youth in Asia.

  Maybe he wants to sleep on it.

 GP> My friend is a medical professional who does circumcisions for a
 GP> living. He doesn't get paid much, but at least he gets to keep all the
 GP> tips.

  Fore skins and seven clips ago... 

 GP> A warden implemented a policy to only allow medical assistance to
 GP> inmates that previously cooperated
 GP>   They called it "Snitches get stitches"

  Never mind Dr. Seuss' "The Sneetch". Darn shame much of that is being
banned.

 GP> I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency...
 GP> I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

  As long as you're on this side of the grass.

 GP> Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital
 GP> workers... The Elon Mask is their first product.

  Maybe they need to go on vaccination...or are their travel plans
shot??

Daryl

... A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. -Gore Vidal
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