George,

 >   Yeah, that's the one. I would've liked to have seen the look on her face
 > when she read it. 

 GP> I forget who she was & what was the topic there. . .

  That was the old fashioned woman who loved camping, but could not bring
herself to use the word "toilet" in her letter, inquiring about the
campground having such available. She thought "bathroom commode" was
too forward, so she used B.C. instead. Unfortunately, the campground
owner wasn't old fashioned, and he thought she was talking about the
area Baptist Church. The resulting letter likely gave the woman a heart
attack or stroke, but it did win a prize in a contest.

 GP> Q: If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
 GP> A: K9P.

  That's about it.

 GP> Q: What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
 GP> A: Urine luck!

  The acid in dog urine will kill plants.

 GP> Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the
 GP> same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
 GP> There are no canaries there either.

  I got that meme in an email the other day.

 GP> My daughter asked why does the dog have to stop to smell every tree,
 GP> bush and pole?? I told her, he’s just checking his P-Mail...

  There was a cartoon of dogs introducing themselves to each other. After
the introduction of each other and exchange of pleasantries, one is to 
ask the other "May I Sniff Your Butt??". :P

 GP> She tried so hard not the laugh and she failed.

  It depends on where your mind goes...just like in the church bulletin
bloopers, or that campground story noted above.

Daryl

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