Attention all readers!

 The North American Air Defense Command has issued a National
 Security Alert.

 They have received a report that an Iranian Cruise Missile,
 possibly nuclear armed, has been fired at the United States.

 This missile reportedly has been fired in a circumpolar course,
 and has stealth technology that makes it appear to be a sleigh
 pulled by eight tiny reindeer.

 Norad has orders to shoot down any such airborn vehicle it
 locates, without warning.

 Please continue to monitor your local news sources for further
 reports.

BOB KLAHN bob.klahn{at}sev.org   http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

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