> George,

 >  GP> My dad was always respectful to my mom & to us. One thing I'm most
 >  GP> grateful for is never having heard the Lord's Name misused (as a 
swear
 >  GP> word) in my childhood home.

 >   You were blessed in that regard.

You know it!  It's so jarring to hear how casual people are in saying those
names/titles as curse words. . . how RUDE!!! 

 >  GP> Gotta love our little fur babies. .oh, yeah a canine "cry for help 
from
 >  GP> a turd in trouble" cannot be ignored, no matter what'd you might 
rather
 >  GP> be doing.

 >   At least we don't go around sniffing each others butts...literally,
 > anyway.

Most of us don't! Always a weirdo or two out there. . .

Worst part about being in a wheelchar is I always knw wgich people in the
front of the bus doesn't practice good nether hygiene (*retch*)

 >  >   Just like the song done by John Michael Montgomery...and the female 
in
 >  > that video is a cute one. :)

 >  GP> Don't know this reference.  ?

 >   Search on YouTube for "John Michael Montgomery" and "SOLD".

Yup, she's cute. I've heard the song, but not seen the video before. . . 

I like cute country, like the one about "Don't Take the Girl" with the twist
ending that gives you a smile & a slightly swolled heart.

  >   And, when the chickens stop laying eggs, they're in Henopause.

Discovered a friend of m ine was vegetarian -- I was curious as to the 
limits, so I asked if he eats eggs, fish, or cheese.  His answer was perfect,
"I don't believe some creature should die for my meal."

My usual wisecrack is there are 3 main types of eating disorders:
Anorexia, Bulemia, & Veganism.

Lots orf reason not ot eat creatures, but to not even enjoy the products God
conveniently set aside for us like milk & eggs (milk only if the calves are
fully fed first, of course) borders on obsessive-compulsive & isn't
necessarily healthy.  Leather, sure, cuz a death has to occur before leather
is made. I'm all for healthy choices or moral choices, even if the morals
differ from mine.  Be true to the path God has put you on, I say. . .

I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.

I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.

Did you know Bruce Lee(RIP) has a vegan brother?
Broco Lee

We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention
vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."

My wife asked me “can vegans have dogs?”
I said: “not for lunch”

A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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